In article , (N2EY)
writes:

Of course hams tip.

All you have to do to get a ham to tip
is to apply sufficient lateral force
above the ham's center of gravity.

This result is, of course, completely
and accurately predicted by
Fudd's First Law of Opposition:

"If you push something hard enough, it will fall over."

73 es HNY de Jim, N2EY

Jim:

I'm a ham, and here's a tip: There are tens of thousands of comedians
out of work. You're giving it away for free doesn't help the situation.

BTW I'm on Day 5 of In Flew Enza. Haven't been to work yet this year.
Hopefully Thursday. I'm on some good antibiotics now, wish me luck.

73 de Larry, K3LT

In article ,
ospam says...
In article , (N2EY)
writes:

Of course hams tip.

All you have to do to get a ham to tip
is to apply sufficient lateral force
above the ham's center of gravity.

This result is, of course, completely
and accurately predicted by
Fudd's First Law of Opposition:

"If you push something hard enough, it will fall over."

73 es HNY de Jim, N2EY


If it goes in, it must come out

Testlacurs deviant to Fuds 1st Law

The future is fun,
the future is fair,
you may already have won,
you may already be there


Back to the shadows again

In article , Steven R. Adell
- KF2TI writes:

If it goes in, it must come out

Testlacurs deviant to Fuds 1st Law

I think you mean "Teslacle's Deviant" ;-)

At least that's how Porgy Tirebiter explained it to me.

The future is fun,
the future is fair,
you may already have won,
you may already be there

"Would you like to squeeze the wheeze? People like to."

Back to the shadows again
Out where a friend is a friend
Where the vegetables are green
And you can...

You know the rest.

"This is Worker speaking"

73 de Jim "I think we're *all* Bozos on this bus" N2EY



"I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold......"

BTW I'm on Day 5 of In Flew Enza. Haven't been to work yet this year.
Hopefully Thursday. I'm on some good antibiotics now, wish me luck.

73 de Larry, K3LT


Whiskey and plenty of it ...take care Larry

73 KI3R Tom

In article OwpLb.2493$8H.15153@attbi_s03, "garigue"
writes:

BTW I'm on Day 5 of In Flew Enza. Haven't been to work yet this year.
Hopefully Thursday. I'm on some good antibiotics now, wish me luck.

73 de Larry, K3LT


Whiskey and plenty of it ...take care Larry

73 KI3R Tom

Tom:

Thanks for the tip. I'm on the mend, and yes, there was some whiskey
consumption involved! I did make it back to work on Thursday as
predicted.

73 de Larry, K3LT

Alan Jatowski wrote:

Linda Sue Williams, 41, is a waitress at Miss Valinda's Country
Kitchen. After waitressing for over 20 years, she is somewhat
a judge of male character.

And certainly has paid off her student loan from Cornell by now. Maybe
she can buy that trailer that she's had to rent all this time with her
husband/cousin.

Change "Linda Sue" to " Mary Ann", and the poster from "Alan Jatowski" to
"Shovel Head" and you have a very old post. LOL

"Alan Jatowski" wrote in message
...
Linda Sue Williams, 41, is a waitress at Miss Valinda's Country
Kitchen. After waitressing for over 20 years, she is somewhat
a judge of male character.

Linda Sue's customers are mostly blue collar family men. They
come in, drink coffee, read the paper, order breakfast and make
a little small talk with Linda Sue and the other waitress staff.
The one and two dollar tips they leave Linda Sue are appreciated.
Sometimes on Fridays a large group will sit at one table, and
Linda Sue may make as much as $20 in tips for the table.

Once a year the ham radio hamfest comes to town, says Linda
Sue. They demand endless cups of coffee, dump more food on
the floor than they do in their fat bellies and expect instant
service, while making lewd remarks to me, says Linda Sue.
The table is filled with their expensive little toy radios and palm
computers. They brag endlessly what important jobs they have,
how many people work for them and how many college degrees
they have.

"If only their tipping habits were as big as their inflated egos,"
said Linda Sue. When they leave, I am lucky if I find a few pennies
and dimes left among all the trash. Their body odor lingers for
hours after they're gone.

"Hams are smelly cheap braggarts," says Linda Sue.






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Alan Jatowski wrote:

Their body odor lingers for
hours after they're gone.



It's not just old hams, many old non-hams are stinky too.
I don't know why many people from the WW2 generation
don't shower every day.

Robert Casey wrote in message ...
Alan Jatowski wrote:

Their body odor lingers for
hours after they're gone.



It's not just old hams, many old non-hams are stinky too.
I don't know why many people from the WW2 generation
don't shower every day.




you are a dumbass

"Robert Casey" wrote


I don't know why many people from the WW2 generation
don't shower every day.

Robert, have you ever run into someone that you felt you just didn't like
very well, but you couldn't identify a good reason for that feeling. You've
just given me my good reason. You're an asshole, and you're damned good at
it.

Hans