Len Over 21 wrote:

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Eight years of usenet therapy and Dave develops a sense of humor!

Way to go, Dave

...took him long enough. :-)

You've been around here for that long, old timer. You haven't come up
with an amateur radio license of any class in that period.

Dave K8MN

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No, really. Edgar Casey predicted it.

Cayce. [watch the PCTA purists jump in on that surname...they are
all very knowledgeable about Edgar Cayce... :-) ]

You're PCTA? You jumped on both of "William's" errors and I'm sure you
know more about Edgar Cayce than anyone one the planet. After all,
you're more knowledgeable about amateur radio, military communications,
space exploration and any number of other topics. You're a legend,
Leonard.

Dave K8MN

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Eight years of usenet therapy and Dave develops a sense of humor!

Way to go, Dave

...took him long enough. :-)

You've been around here for that long, old timer. You haven't come up
with an amateur radio license of any class in that period.

Dave K8MN

Welp, I guess the development of humor was arrested. ;^)

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This is one weird group of licensed amateur extra regulars!

To say the least. Did you pick up on the new thread where someone
asked if a person works in the industry and has a commercial
license,
would he be welcomed at a ham radio club meeting?

Yes. What wasn't mentioned was the demand that non-amateur
radio hobbyists MUST drink from different fountains and use the
"special" restrooms. :-)

Welp, if they were available, I'd use them too. Some kind of
fanatical rabid love of code develops after drinking from the Chalice
of Morse.

An epiphany strikes?

If it strikes the Yell Yell Marine, he's got the right to use lethal
force.

Not quite the epiphany I had in mind.

He would perceive it that way. If he didn't, he'd have to think
something nice about it, and since you made the suggestion...

Yell-Yell cannot stand certain suggestions. :-)

Maybe an epiphany should strike him...

Naw, it would probably come from a dark angel.

Those suggestions are ALWAYS bad if they come from
certain folks. QED.

Much easier to keep people classified that way.

According to Yell Yell, nobody, absolutely NO ONE can possibly
know a damn thing about amateur radio without passing a little
test, receiving the nice piece of paper with a fancy border (suitable
for framing), and then coming on like a Dill Instructor with a mouth
full of pickle.

Even guys without any "service time" get to claim "real military
experience" because they passed the amateur test.

I like the case of the guy shooting bears for naval intelligence. :-)

McGuyver?

Apparently, one gets a Full Knowledge (or something like that) on
receiving that call sign. Perhaps a subtle divine voice from on high
that imparts all the smarts on hum raddio to the fully licensed?

Just like Edgar Casey.

Like Cayce and dozens of other self-appointed "judges" of all.

[watch...all the PCTAs came out of the woodwork to "correct" you
on that name... :-) ]

Casey, Casey, Casey!

Hi, hi!

Poor guy can't separate the reality from his murine fantasy of the
"amateur corps."

"Seven Hostile Dits"

More like: Seven Hostile Ditz. :-)

Dits. Putz. Whatsa diff?

"The chalice with the keyer has the brew that is true,
the chalice with the mike has the brew that is peew!"

- from the motion picture "The Morse Jester" starring Danny Kode.

Danny Kode was superb. Alas, they are making color movies today.

Morse is colorless.

And odorless. It requires a detector.

Right! But no electricity..."morse gets through when nothing else do."

It's miraculous!

I think morse is also tasteless. No emotion conveyed beyond the
usual stock phrase abbreviations. Can't even laugh right. Hi hi.

Maybe that's what drove him nutz.

It fits. Morse is 160 years old. Didn't even
have motion pictures back in 1844.

But, according to Yell Yell and his kin, ALL amateurs MUST know
morse to gain "the true knowledge" on passing the Test. For a hobby
activity.

It's like the base hobby shop. You have to get signed off on -all- of
the equipment or they won't let you in. All except for the phone
equipment, the rtty equipment, the sstv equipment, the psk31
equipment, the satellite equipment, the...

Your base had a hobby shop? [ :-( ]

The Army had really good ones. Even had a painting stall at the auto
hobby shop.

There's lots of ANGER floating around the newsgripe...yelling and
yelling at those who didn't do EXACTLY like the Kodies did or
embrace "the service" like it was a murine corps.

And all that spittle with all that yelling.

Maybe that was what Mike was thinking about when he wanted to
talk all about desalinization in this thread?

I'd like an autoclave.

They care more about their "honor" in telling fibs of their
exploits
then get totally pished at others who have had truthful
experience beyond the limitations of Part 97. Fantasyland at
times! :-)

It's all just a matter of ego.

NO!? Say it isn't so... :-)

Yup. Sad but true.

I am disheartened. snif :-)

BPL-PLC will mean an END to low-level signal reception on HF
and
low VHF in urban areas but the licensed amateur extras in here
just want to FIGHT with anyone who challenges their mighty
words.

Not to worry. Morse always gets thru.

Right! That's why all the other radio services rely on morse!
-)

They may have to. And amateur radio operators will lead the way to
salvation.

The Army? ["it's a Service!!!" :-) ]

W1AW will be on the AM boradcast band, but in CW. Everyone will be
standing in line to have a bfo installed in their
Pioneer/Kenwood/Panasonic car stereos.

Riiiiiight. :-)

No, really. Edgar Casey predicted it.

Cayce. [watch the PCTA purists jump in on that surname...they are
all very knowledgeable about Edgar Cayce... :-) ]

He communicated with Hiram.

They won't DO anything against the already-here problem of HF
pollution but they want to destroy anyone not believeing in
their
fantasies of the religion of St. Hiram and the League-ionaires.

Just notice who's remaining in this sorry group.

Yes. Weiner von Brawn and his sidekick in PA. :-)

Wheiner (can be pronounced either "wee-ner" or "why-ner") keeps trying
to make friends.

Is THAT what the putzmacher is trying to do?!?!?

In a dysfunctional way. His only means.

There's at least two putzmachers in here. May the fnortz be with
them and their attempts at purity and ethnic cleansing.

Actuarial tables...

...but not enough chairs...

It will work itself out in due time.

Isn't all so much fun to have a private "ham" chat room to talk
all
about the space program, national economics, traveling salesmen,
the educational system, and other assorted "ham interest" items?

And arguing with CBers. They impress people wherever they go. If
they don't immediately get the attention they think they deserve, they
thump their chests a few times to make their "achievements" more
visible. I really do wish the FCC would issue some kind of combat
infantry badge to these guys.

It's called "The Blue Riffle." Comes from riffling through lots of
QST
ads and product reviews, then portraying themselves as "expert"
radio heroes.

Ging once, going twice...

:-)

Even more bizarre is the on-going "discussion" between two
extras
who have NO experience in space travel talking all about Big
Issues
in Space...none of which concerns amateur radio policy! :-)

They've managed to combine "Missiles of October," and "October Sky."

Maybe one day they'll launch an Estes rocket and attain the altitude
of 1,200' AGL.

If either one cancels their Popular Science subscription, we won't
know the answers to all those profound questions of "ham interest"
policy problems.

Don't forget Popular Mechanics, and Popular Psychology. Ooops.
Scratch teh second one.

I think it's old NASA brochures and hand-outs of the 70s and 80s.
Those don't cost anything from a dump.

Like those old Air Force pubs Yell Yell was claiming I got my military
experience from. He probably reads them at every CAP meeting.

Yell Yell was a Murine. That sums it up.

All else are inferior...unless the else are code-tested extras. :-)

Brothers in Ditz and Duhs.

Well, time to celebrate the 4th coming up...and to worship at
the
Church of St. Hiram who invented radio and the vacuum tube,
etc.
:-)

Len

Never knew the man, but he is legend.

...celebrated in song and story forever, the founder of the
Service.
A real firecracker that put sparklers in the eyes of all
worshippers.
[shipping extra cost]

:-)



Kind of like the followers of Rev. Moon.

Oh, NO! Not "mooning" again! :-)

Sigmund Fraud will start making another libelous AOL Home Page
shouting and hollering all about "naked men" and "pornographic
images!!!" And, his favorite pejorative, "Liars!!!" :-)



That goes hand in hand with the code problem, except without the
peanut butter sandwiches.

"Peanut butter sandwiches?!?" :-)

I don't think Hiram required them to eat peanut butter sandwiches like
the Rev. Moon does.

Okay...got the connection. :-)

LHA / WMD

It wasn't as witty as Dave's "Moon Pie" humor, but he only comes up
with something good every decade or so.

Subject: BPL - UPLC -Repeat the lie three times and claim it for truth
From: (William)
Date: 7/10/2004 8:23 AM Central Standard Time
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You two really are impressed with each other, aren't you...?!?!

Maybe it has something to do with Lennie's hand up underneath Brain's
skirt, or Brain's head firmly inserted into Lennie's rectum.

Sheeeesh!

Steve, K4YZ

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Just like Edgar Casey.

No, really. Edgar Casey predicted it.

Edgar Cayce.

I don't think Hiram required them to eat peanut butter sandwiches like
the Rev. Moon does.

No peanut butter, only Rev. Moon Pies.

Dave K8MN

Eight years of usenet therapy and Dave develops a sense of humor!

Way to go, Dave

I've had a sense of humor all along, "William". Glad to have provided
you with some theraputic treatment.

Dave K8MN

Dave, you're hardly therapy. They say that "laughter is the best
medicine." You are merely amusing once every eight years.

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Subject: BPL - UPLC -Repeat the lie three times and claim it for truth
From: (William)
Date: 7/8/2004 7:58 PM Central Standard Time
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There's a glaring example of the blind leading the blind!


Steve, K4YZ

Len, good thing I'm blind. I'd swear some idiot was following me around the group.

William wrote:

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Eight years of usenet therapy and Dave develops a sense of humor!

Way to go, Dave

...took him long enough. :-)

You've been around here for that long, old timer. You haven't come up
with an amateur radio license of any class in that period.

Dave K8MN

Welp, I guess the development of humor was arrested. ;^)

Whelp, it doesn't take a sense of humor to obtain an amateur radio
license. One has only to get off one's duff and overcome intertia.
Leonard talks about it, writes about it and thinks about it. He just
doesn't do anything about it. Until he does, he remains an armchair
quarterback.

Dave K8MN

William wrote:

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William wrote:

Dave Heil wrote in message ...
William wrote:


Just like Edgar Casey.

No, really. Edgar Casey predicted it.

Edgar Cayce.

I don't think Hiram required them to eat peanut butter sandwiches like
the Rev. Moon does.

No peanut butter, only Rev. Moon Pies.

Dave K8MN

Eight years of usenet therapy and Dave develops a sense of humor!

Way to go, Dave

I've had a sense of humor all along, "William". Glad to have provided
you with some theraputic treatment.

Dave K8MN

Dave, you're hardly therapy. They say that "laughter is the best
medicine." You are merely amusing once every eight years.

That's terrible, "William". I find you constantly amusing.

Dave K8MN

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William wrote:

Dave Heil wrote in message ...
William wrote:

Dave Heil wrote in message ...
William wrote:


Just like Edgar Casey.

No, really. Edgar Casey predicted it.

Edgar Cayce.

I don't think Hiram required them to eat peanut butter sandwiches like
the Rev. Moon does.

No peanut butter, only Rev. Moon Pies.

Dave K8MN

Eight years of usenet therapy and Dave develops a sense of humor!

Way to go, Dave

I've had a sense of humor all along, "William". Glad to have provided
you with some theraputic treatment.

Dave K8MN

Dave, you're hardly therapy. They say that "laughter is the best
medicine." You are merely amusing once every eight years.

That's terrible, "William". I find you constantly amusing.

Dave K8MN

Welp, if I were "laugh out loud" funny, Steve would be in much better
mental health. You're only marginally better, but then you have
branch water.