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"Scott Evil" wrote:
wrote in message ... I liteing my mishumaa saba candels in proper way when puting stuf on mkeka mat at night and rejoyceing. is good. _________________________________________ Wuz de nite befo Crimmus. And all ower da hood. ereybody wuz' sleepin dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged up our stockins An hoped like de' heck That old Santa Clause Be bingin our check All o'de fambily Wuz layin in de bed`s While Ripple and Thunderbird Danced through dey heads. I passed out inna flo Right nex to my maw When I heard sech a fuss I thunk:"it mus be de law ! I looked out thru de bars What covered my doe spectin de sheriff Wiff a warrant fo sho. And what did I see I said "Lawd look at dat ! Ther wuz a huge watermellon Pulled by giant warf rats. Now ober all de years Santa Clause he be white But looks liken us bros Gets a black Santa dis nite. Faster dan a po'lees car My home boy he came. He whupped on dem warf rats an called dem by name. On Leroy on Lonzo And on Willie Lee On Saphire,on Chenequa Dey wuz a site to see. As he landed dat watermellon Out der in da skreet I knowed it wuz fo 'sho' Da damndest site I ebber did see He didnt go down no chimbley He picked da lock on my doe An I sez to myself "**** he done dis befoe". He had his big bag Full of presents I xpect Wid air Jordans and fake gold To wear roun my neck. But he left no good prezents Jus started stealin my **** Got my drugs , got my guns Even got my burglars kit. Wit my stuff in de bag Out de window he flewed I woudda tried to catch him but he stole my knife too. He jumped on dat watermellon An whipped out a switch He wuz gone in a seccon Dat son of a bitch Nex year I be hopin Anutha Sanna we get Cuz dis here Sanna Clause Jus ain`t werf a ****. My ass cheese is green, My ass cheese is black, My ass cheese smells, Like my husbands nutsack. My lips smell like fish, My lips smell like eggs, My lips dangle down Way beneath my legs. My pussy runs hot, My pussy runs cold, My pussy looks rotten, But it is quite old. The more I scratch it, The more sores I create, The more I rub it, The more I masturbate. My **** oozes yellow, My **** oozes green. My **** has been used, By a whole football team. My warty puss looks good, When it's hot, warm and wet. My warty puss feels yummy, When it's licked by my pet. _________________________________________ Usenet Zone Free Binaries Usenet Server More than 140,000 groups Unlimited download http://www.usenetzone.com to open account |
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