"Hit the Road, Bucktoothed Choad (The Roger Wiseman Song)"


(with apologies to J. H. Deutschendorf)


Marshall County, West Vagina
Rusted trailers, pregnant welfare mothers
Folks are close the close as they can be
"She's good enough for Dad, she's good enough for me."


Bucktoothed choad, hit the road
To the place you belong: West Vagina
There or China
Hit the road, bucktoothed choad.


Roger Wiseman dreams about guys
Greyhound stations, reeking public restrooms
Cheap and nasty, suck and **** and run
Mouthful of stale gism, asshole full of cum.


Bucktoothed choad, hit the road
To the place you belong: West Vagina
There or China
Hit the road, bucktoothed choad.


Roger thinks of Gareth when he's reading alt dot evil
The swear words all remind him of his punk far away
And beatin' on his meat Wiseman gets the feelin'
He don't wanna **** chicks
Anyway, anyway!


Bucktoothed choad, hit the road
To the place you belong: West Vagina
There or China
Hit the road, bucktoothed choad.



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Billy posting as AB8MQ whined:
plagiarized

You sure do, FATASS!!!!


Last Dance With Markie Morgan
(Tom Petty/?)


He grew up in an Iowa town
Had a ****ing ugly whore momma who never was around
But Billy blew 'em all and he blew'em right
Blowing them Iowa boys on an Iowa night


Well Billy moved down here at the age of 18
He blew goats all day, it was more than the town'd seen
Billy was introduced and the sheep started groovin'
He said, "I dig you baby but I got to keep slurpin'
....cum, keep slurpin' cum"

Chorus:

Last dance with Markie Morgan
Billy's moans as he opens wide for the man
Billy feels that gerbil creepin' in
and he's tired of rushing to the ER again


Well I don't know but I've been told
Markie never blows adults, he never blows old
He's tired of screwing up, He's tired of bein' down
He's tired of himself, He's tired of this ******** town
Oh my my, oh hell yes
Billy Smith put on that party dress
Buy me a drink, suck me a schlong,
"Give it up the ass" Billy growls 'cause he can't stay long

Repeat chorus:
Last dance with Markie Morgan
Billy's moans as he opens wide for the man
Billy feels that gerbil creepin' in
and he's tired of rushing to the ER again

There's pigeons down on the Square
Toadie's standin' in his momma's underwear
Lookin' down from a hotel room
Nightfall will be comin' soon
Oh my my, oh hell yes
Billy goes behind the dumpster and swallows that white mess
It was too cold to cry when he woke up alone
Billy slurped the last nutsack, he looks like Toad

Repeat chorus and fade:
Last dance with Markie Morgan
Billy's moans as he opens wide for the man
Billy feels that gerbil creepin' in
and he's tired of rushing to the ER again

N0VFP wrote:
ctuing all non ars content

That leaves anything you post out.

wrote:
That leaves anything you post out.

why must you lie all the time?

Why must you be so damn stupid?

On 19 Feb 2006 08:33:50 -0800, "N0VFP" wrote:

Why must you be so damn stupid?

why are you such a lair?



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wrote:
On 19 Feb 2006 08:33:50 -0800, "N0VFP" wrote:

Why must you be so damn stupid?

why are you such a lair?

Why are you such a dumbass?

wrote:
wrote:
On 19 Feb 2006 08:33:50 -0800, "N0VFP" wrote:

Why must you be so damn stupid?

why are you such a lair?

lied_to_an_old_friend wrote:
wrote:
wrote:
On 19 Feb 2006 08:33:50 -0800, "N0VFP" wrote:

Why must you be so damn stupid?

why are you such a lair?

Why can you not spell a word that you use over-and-over correctly?

Steve, K4YZ