I ONLY HAVE A THREE INCH TOOL*
(HOOTIE/WISEMAN)


LITTLE ME, MY NUTS ARE AS SMALL AS PEARLS
YOU LIKE TO LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M HUNG JUST LIKE A SQUIRREL
SOMETIMES IT BUGS ME
I'M NOT A BIGGER GUY
WHEN I WAS A BABY IT WAS EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE
BUT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO
'CAUSE I ONLY HAVE A THREE INCH TOOL


COME HOME WITH ME
HAVE A COCKTAIL AT MY PLACE
I GOT TO TELL YOU BEFORE WE GET PAST SECOND BASE
IN MY PANTS AIN'T NO BIG SWING
BUT IF YOU CAN FIND HIM
HE'S A FRIENDLY LITTLE THING!
BUT THERE NOTHING I CAN DO
I ONLY HAVE A THREE INCH TOOL
WHEN I'M COMING OUT OF THE POOL
I ONLY HAVE A ONE INCH TOOL


SOMETIMES I WONDER IF IT'LL EVER EXTEND
I GET SO EMBARASSED WHEN I'M HANGIN' WITH MY FRIENDS
THE LIKE TO RAZE ME,
I DON'T KNOW WHY
THEY GET ME A HAPPY MEAL AND SUPERSIZE MY FRY
AND THERES NOTHING I CAN DO
I ONLY HAVE A THREE INCH TOOL
WHEN I'M COMING OUT OF THE POOL
I ONLY HAVE A ONE INCH TOOL
YEAH IT'S SMALL BUT IT'S REAL COOL!
I'M HAPPY WITH A ONE INCH TOOL!



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Lloyd Davies wrote:
I ONLY HAVE A THREE INCH TOOL


That's why he is a 32 year old VIRGIN! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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