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The King of Knob Jobs in Alabama never learns
And there came upon the land a long period of peace, for the the king of Knob Jobs in Alabama and the imaginary daleks and silurians had taken flight from their enemies for they knew that the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama was the dumbest asshole in all of the known world. They had taken the worst ass whipping in the history of mankind and waddled off with his belly hanging between his short stubby legs. And, the time of fighting and cross words posted on internet forums was almost forgotten. Because, the daleks were returned to Lloyd's empty skull, where they had little to do but drill and polish his little knob. Then the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama grew bored and restless, for he was a species who thrived on attention and making trouble. But his enemies were kept under control by common sense and they tired of whipping a mentally defecient retard too many times. And the two toothed hillbillies of Alabama thrived, for there was work for all, and food was plentiful and the beer and ale flowed freely when the men returned home in the evening after a day of work. and some of the men would build fires in the bbq's and they would prepare meat and set the meat to the grills, and when the meat was done they would take the meat and prepare a banquet. and sometimes the men would argue over the merits of the sauces offered for the meats, and some would say that a vinegar based sauce was the best and some would say that an oil based sauce was the best and some would anger both sides by favoring a mustard based rub on the meat. and the men would occasionally come to blows, and when this happened the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama would suckk all of them off. The fat assed heiffers would run outside and break up the fights and reason with the men. The heiffers sometimes dreamed that they were the property of the king of Knob Jobs in Alabama. And they would laugh their fat asses off at his attempts to get a hard on and his distended belly which covered his 2" pee pee up. And so it came to pass that early in the nascar season there was a particular race. and in this race Jeff Gordon and Matt Kenseth had an incident and jeff gordon where they were caught sucking each other off in the garage area. Gordon lost his usual composure and walked over to Matt and attempted to pull his pants down to cornhole him like he had with the other gay Nascar drivers. Kenseth and pushed him and wanted to beat his ass down but was stopped before they could really get to scrapping. As the rest of the Nascar drivers were gay and sided with the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama. And within a short time the scandalous posts about the King of Knob Jobs in Alabama began to again appear on the internet, and post lies about anyone and everyone. And then Lloyd ordered the imaginary silurians and the daleks to exterminate his filthy hud hovel to cleanse it of the rats and roaches so he could once again drink bud light beer and flood the internet with filth and lies about various people. |
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