I got a big problem. It all started when I bought a DVD player. I
was all excited to watch a movie and did not put on my eye glasses. I
got the thing plugged in and turned on, and then it said "Insert
Disk". Without my glasses, I thought it said "Insert Dick", so I
stuck my dick in the machine and the slide out door closed. That was
2 days ago. I live alone and dont have anyone to help. I thought of
calling 911, but it's too embarassing to call the cops and try to
explain this to them. I know there must be some way to get my dick
out of this thing. I hope someone on here can tell me what to do.
Please hurry, my dick hurts and has turned blue. This is a
emergency.......




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On Fri, 9 Jun 2006 09:02:24 -0400, LLOYD DAVIES wrote:
I got a big problem. It all started whe*STOMP*

Shaddup, Locklear.

You shut up lardass davies


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On Fri, 9 Jun 2006 09:02:24 -0400, LLOYD DAVIES
wrote:
I got a big problem. It all started whe*STOMP*

Shaddup, Locklear.