'Radio Free America' To Start Operations Next Monday

Citing the bias in America's media outlets that praises ineffective politicians,
defames the U.S. military, and endorses politically correct behavior over
commonsense, Mr. Ben Derdundat has a plan to change all of that. Mr. Derdundat
has received enough donations from Americans seeking truthful news reporting to
begin broadcasting a daily radio program called 'Radio Free America' (RFA).
Similar to 'Radio Free Europe' that broadcasts more than 1000 hours a week to
European and the Middle East in over 28 languages, RFA will be based in Kansas
City and will be able to be heard all over America. All RFA broadcasts will be
in what Mr. Derdundat calls, "strictly U.S. Constitution type English".

Starting next Monday you will be able to tune in commercial free RFA on AM
1610 from 2am to 4am, Monday through Friday. Mr. Derdundat said the 2am to
4am broadcast schedule was inconvenient but the 99,000 watts of broadcast
power he plans to use posed a danger to aircraft operating within a 100-mile
radius of his antennas. "We had to use 99,000 watts to reach every corner of the
continental U.S. and to thwart the governments attempts to jam our signal", said
Derdundat.


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dxAce
Michigan
USA

dxAce wrote:
Mr. Derdundat said the 2am to
4am broadcast schedule was inconvenient but the 99,000 watts of broadcast
power he plans to use posed a danger to aircraft operating within a 100-mile
radius of his antennas. "We had to use 99,000 watts to reach every corner of the
continental U.S. and to thwart the governments attempts to jam our signal", said
Derdundat.


Not to mention the FCC would have swooped down on this fool like a
vulture on a corpse. What was he thinking?! And at 1610? He'd be
messing up reception of real stations at AM 1590, AM 16, and at 1620
and 1630.

Not to mention that to find a standard consumer radio that works
properly in that part of the dial is hard. Modern-day cheap stuff is
really iffy up there unless it's digitally tuned, in my experience.

Excuse me while I laugh my silly head off.

--
Stephanie Weil
New York City, NY

All I'd get is heterodyne. The New Jersey Turnpike traffic stations would
take him out. ;-)

--
Uncle Stan

My other car is an MC-9.
I eat. I sleep. I drive.

dxAce wrote:
'Radio Free America' To Start Operations Next Monday.

Starting next Monday you will be able to tune in commercial free RFA on AM
1610 from 2am to 4am, Monday through Friday. Mr. Derdundat said the 2am to
4am broadcast schedule was inconvenient but the 99,000 watts of broadcast
power

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Thousands of French radio listeners to CJWI 1610 Montreal, outraged
over one Ben Derdundat's plan to operate a radio station that would
interfere with their local station, are threatening to take back the
Louisiana purchase lands. Ben Therdunthat, spokesman for the mob,
stated, "Look at the mess that the crazee Americains have made of New
Orleans! Alors! But this is the last straw: interfering with a French
station! and with nocturnal emissions!" The plan is to invade the USA
through the Mohawk reservation near Montreal, "cause the cops won't go
near the place" with cartons of poutine. These will be distributed free
through hamburger joints, and the sound of arteries snapping shut and
fat-assed Americans falling to the ground will clear the area in about
two weeks. You have been warned! War bulletins on CJBC 860 am.

On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:40:35 -0400, dxAce
wrote:

Ah-ha, no wonder my gold fillings have been aching between 2-4 a.m.
each night. Maybe I need one of those special 999,999-to-1 tooth
baluns?

bob
k5qwg



'Radio Free America' To Start Operations Next Monday

Citing the bias in America's media outlets that praises ineffective politicians,
defames the U.S. military, and endorses politically correct behavior over
commonsense, Mr. Ben Derdundat has a plan to change all of that. Mr. Derdundat
has received enough donations from Americans seeking truthful news reporting to
begin broadcasting a daily radio program called 'Radio Free America' (RFA).
Similar to 'Radio Free Europe' that broadcasts more than 1000 hours a week to
European and the Middle East in over 28 languages, RFA will be based in Kansas
City and will be able to be heard all over America. All RFA broadcasts will be
in what Mr. Derdundat calls, "strictly U.S. Constitution type English".

Starting next Monday you will be able to tune in commercial free RFA on AM
1610 from 2am to 4am, Monday through Friday. Mr. Derdundat said the 2am to
4am broadcast schedule was inconvenient but the 99,000 watts of broadcast
power he plans to use posed a danger to aircraft operating within a 100-mile
radius of his antennas. "We had to use 99,000 watts to reach every corner of the
continental U.S. and to thwart the governments attempts to jam our signal", said
Derdundat.


http://www.brokennewz.com/displaysto..._1469radiofree

Before anyone copies and pastes this, be advised that Broken Newz describes
itself as The Internet's Premiere Satire News :-)
(Andy Sennitt, DXLD)

dxAce
Michigan
USA

A guy by the name of Jake stepped into an Airplane and took a seat,he
had been visiting family members in another state and he was on his way
back home to New Jersey.There was another guy (Ben) sitting in another
seat and he looked all nervous and scared.

What's wrong with you? said Jake.Ben said,I am moving to New Jersey
because of a job change and I heard that New Jersey is full of gangs and
crime and murdereres and crackheads.Jake said,Hold on,nothing wrong with
New Jersey,find a nice house in a nice neighborhood and enroll your kids
in a good school and everything will be ok.Ben said,that's a relief,what
kind of a job do you have? Jake said, I am a Tail Gunner on a Coca Cola
truck in Camden.
cuhulin

"ve3..." wrote:

dxAce wrote:
'Radio Free America' To Start Operations Next Monday.

Starting next Monday you will be able to tune in commercial free RFA on AM
1610 from 2am to 4am, Monday through Friday. Mr. Derdundat said the 2am to
4am broadcast schedule was inconvenient but the 99,000 watts of broadcast
power

.................................................. .................................................. ...............................

Thousands of French radio listeners to CJWI 1610 Montreal, outraged
over one Ben Derdundat's plan to operate a radio station that would
interfere with their local station, are threatening to take back the
Louisiana purchase lands. Ben Therdunthat, spokesman for the mob,
stated, "Look at the mess that the crazee Americains have made of New
Orleans! Alors! But this is the last straw: interfering with a French
station! and with nocturnal emissions!" The plan is to invade the USA
through the Mohawk reservation near Montreal, "cause the cops won't go
near the place" with cartons of poutine. These will be distributed free
through hamburger joints, and the sound of arteries snapping shut and
fat-assed Americans falling to the ground will clear the area in about
two weeks. You have been warned! War bulletins on CJBC 860 am.

Réal Effenloser, government spokesperson in Montreal, announced this morning on CJBC that all French forces have dropped their weapons
(but kept the poutine) and returned home after realizing that the Mohawk bands posed too much of a threat and that an invasion of the
USA would not be a success.

Environment CanaDuh expressed concern over the number of white flags that were left littering the region.

dxAce wrote:


Réal Effenloser, government spokesperson in Montreal, announced this morning on CJBC that all French forces have dropped their weapons
(but kept the poutine) and returned home after realizing that the Mohawk bands posed too much of a threat and that an invasion of the
USA would not be a success.

Environment CanaDuh expressed concern over the number of white flags that were left littering the region.

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At a briefing this morning, returning members of the "Force Frappe"
were cheered for their victory over the elusive Ben Derdundat. On
gathering in the Mohawk longhouse south of Montreal, the task leader,
Bjorne Toulouse, spied an attractive Mohawk maiden and said, " Je
t'adore." This was misunderstood by one of the English-speaking Mohawk
warriors, who the shut the door to the loghouse and secured it. This
led to a traditional courer-du-bois party where new French-Mohawk
alliances were formed, as in the old days. The Mohawk strike force was
led by Tonto Goldstein, who knew the territory well because of his
flourishing import/export business based in the Caughnawaga
reservation. The strike force was headed by the FBI (effing big
indians) who are all 6' 8" tall at 250 lbs. The French approached the
startled burghers of New York with a tempting meal of snails, frogs
legs, and poutine, but sensing danger, the burghers fled, dropping
their serviettes on the ground. Seymour Butts, of Homeland Security,
used these servittes to determine a body count of the invaders, which
totaled 1776, with no losses to the US side. Encouraged by this,
Congress voted themselves a raise which passed unanimously at 3 am.
Racing ahead, the FBI hit squad caught the fleeing Ben D. at Coxsackie,
NY where they dangled him above the Freeway at which point he promised
to abandon the his idea of the 1610 am station. Tony Von Thinkett,
regional head of Homeland Security, on hearing that the FBI was on the
case, ordered his forces to stand down, thinking it was an exercise.
All French/indian forces returned quickly to Quebec. Compliance
officers were appointed. They can be spotted by the motto, "Je Me
Souviens" which appears on their Quebec license plate. Readers are
asked to monitor am 1610 steadily to make sure there is no future
violation.