David Eduardo wrote:

"Telamon" wrote in message
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In article . com,
Stephanie Weil wrote:

On Oct 7, 5:19 pm, Telamon
wrote:

Here is a new flash for you. Employers want a birth certificate along
with a SS number.

I was never asked for a birth certificate. Just the social security
number.

I can't get a job around here without one. You need to prove you are a
citizen to get a job these days.

Only if you look suspicious.

Has Hose-A brought you that baptismal certificate yet? Be careful to let the the
ink dry lest you smudge it!

In article ,
"David Eduardo" wrote:

"Telamon" wrote in message
...
In article . com,
Stephanie Weil wrote:

On Oct 7, 5:19 pm, Telamon
wrote:

Here is a new flash for you. Employers want a birth certificate along
with a SS number.

I was never asked for a birth certificate. Just the social security
number.

I can't get a job around here without one. You need to prove you are a
citizen to get a job these days.

Only if you look suspicious.

You couldn't get a job where I work. They expect you to be truthful on
your resume and a background check will be made so lying would be
fruitless.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

David Eduardo wrote:

"Telamon" wrote in message
...
In article . com,
Stephanie Weil wrote:

On Oct 7, 5:19 pm, Telamon
wrote:

Here is a new flash for you. Employers want a birth certificate
along
with a SS number.

I was never asked for a birth certificate. Just the social security
number.

I can't get a job around here without one. You need to prove you are a
citizen to get a job these days.

Only if you look suspicious.

Just wait till Real ID goes into affect. I'm still trying to figure out
where your average teenager going for their first driver's license is going
to find 4 pieces of picture ID to prove they're a citizen. Hint, one of
them won't be a passport, since you also have to have multiple picture ID to
get that..

Telamon wrote:

In article ,
"David Eduardo" wrote:

"Telamon" wrote in message
...
In article . com,
Stephanie Weil wrote:

On Oct 7, 5:19 pm, Telamon
wrote:

Here is a new flash for you. Employers want a birth certificate along
with a SS number.

I was never asked for a birth certificate. Just the social security
number.

I can't get a job around here without one. You need to prove you are a
citizen to get a job these days.

Only if you look suspicious.

You couldn't get a job where I work. They expect you to be truthful on
your resume and a background check will be made so lying would be
fruitless.

Ah, but Edweenie would then go pick fruits (and maybe play with some as well) in
Mexico where apparently it only take a few spendolas and a greedy official to get
'citizenship'.

Adios Edweenie!

On Oct 7, 9:17 pm, "David Eduardo" wrote:

What some people fail to understand is that culture is acquired, not
hereditary.

Yup. That's like my cousin's son. My cousin is of Colombian
extraction. He married a Dominican lady. She died shortly after
childbirth, so junior is being raised by the Colombian side of the
family (my side).

The child's way of acting, his mannerisms, expressions, idioms,
accent, etc. are all Colombian; despite his being half Dominican.

Stephanie Weil
New York City, USA

"Telamon" wrote in message
...
In article ,

You couldn't get a job where I work. They expect you to be truthful on
your resume and a background check will be made so lying would be
fruitless.

I went through a full check 13 years ago... and have no desire to change
jobs, particularly to a place where people like you work.

David Eduardo wrote:

"Telamon" wrote in message
...
In article ,

You couldn't get a job where I work. They expect you to be truthful on
your resume and a background check will be made so lying would be
fruitless.

I went through a full check 13 years ago... and have no desire to change
jobs, particularly to a place where people like you work.

But that was before you went totally nuts and adopted the 'Eduardo' shtick!

I'm LMFAO Edweenie!

"Brenda Ann" wrote in message
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Hint, one of them won't be a passport, since you also have to have
multiple picture ID to get that..

No, to get a passport you need to go in person the first time and TAKE two
pictures, proof of citizenship and one picture ID.

http://travel.state.gov/passport/passport_1738.html

Most people don't have more than one piece of picture ID; usually it is a
driver license or a state ID issued in place of a license.

David Eduardo wrote:

"Brenda Ann" wrote in message
...

Hint, one of them won't be a passport, since you also have to have
multiple picture ID to get that..

No, to get a passport you need to go in person the first time and TAKE two
pictures, proof of citizenship and one picture ID.

http://travel.state.gov/passport/passport_1738.html

Most people don't have more than one piece of picture ID; usually it is a
driver license or a state ID issued in place of a license.

Most people don't pretend that they're Hispanic!

Most people don't pretend that they had an amateur radio license!

Most people don't pretend that they 'moved' to Mexico at age 13.

Most people don't pretend that they owned radio stations.

Most people don't pretend that they were forced out of Ecuador at gunpoint.

Etc., etc.

In article ,
"David Eduardo" wrote:

"Telamon" wrote in message
...
In article ,

You couldn't get a job where I work. They expect you to be truthful on
your resume and a background check will be made so lying would be
fruitless.

I went through a full check 13 years ago... and have no desire to change
jobs, particularly to a place where people like you work.

Yeah, I understand that feeling since you would have to display a high
degree of integrity and that would be very hard for you.

Sounds like you will be looking for another job soon so you might want
to dust off that resume.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California