Wuz de nite befo Crimmus
And all ower da hood
ereybody wuz' sleepin'
Dey wuz sleepin' good.


We hunged up our stockings
An hoped like de' heck
That old Santa
Clause Be bringin' our cheque


All o'de fambily
Wuz layin in de beds
While Ripple and Thunderbird
Danced through dey heads.


I passed out inna' flo
Right nex to my Maw
When I heard sech a fuss
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"


I looked out thru de bars
What covered my doe
'spectin' de sheriff
Wif a warrent fo sho.


And what did I see
said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge wadda' mellon
Pulled by giant warf rats!!


Now ober all de years
Santa Clause, he be white
But looks liken us bros
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.


Faster dan a Po'lees car
My home boy he came
He whupped on dem warf rats
An' called dem by name!


On Leroy, on 'Lonzo
And on Willie Lee
On Saphire, on Chenequa
Dey wuz a site to see!!


As he landed dat wadda' mellon
Out der in da skreet
I knowed it was fo' sho'
Da damndest site I ebber did see.


He didn't go down no chimbley
He picked da' lock on my doe
An' I sez to myself
"****!! He done dis befoe!!!"


He had dis big bag
Full of prezents I 'xpect
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold
To wear roun' my neck.


But he left no good prezents
Jus started stealing my ****
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!


Wif my stuff in de bag
Out da window he flewed
I woudda' tried to catched him
But he stoled my 'nife too!!


He jumped on dat wadda' mellon
An' whipped out a switch
He wuz gone in a seccon'
Dat son of a bitch!!


Next year I be hopin'
Anutha Sanna we git
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause
Jus' ain't werf a ****!!!



On de fert dey o Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!! A 78 Cutless Supreme


On de secont dey o Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!! too gold teefs an a 78
cutlass suprme


on de therd dey o crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!! tree hot wings, too gold
teefs an a 78 cutlass supreme


On de fort dey o crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!! fo pigs feets, tree hot
wings,
too gold teefs, an a 78 cutlass supreme


on de fit dey of crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!! FIVE BAGS O WEED!!!! fo
pigs
feet, tree hot wings, too gold teefs, an a 78 cutlass supreme


on de scixt dey o crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!! a scix pack a forties,
FIVE
BAGS O WEED!!!! fo pigs feets, tree hot wings, too gold teefs an a 78
cutlass
supreme


on de sibint day o crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!sebin hommies chillin, a
scix
pack a forties, FIVE BAGS O WEED!!!! fo pigs feets, tree hot wings, too gold
teefs an a 78 cutless supreme


on de ate dey o crimmus ma boo dun give to me!! ate pimps a pimpin', sebin
homies chillin, scix pack a forties, FIVE BAGS O WEED!!!! fo pigs feets,
tree
hot wings, too gold teefs an a 78 cutlass supreme


on de nite day o crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!! nyne playa haters, ate
pimps a
pimpin', sebin hommies chillin, scix pack a forties, FIVE BAGS O WEED!!!! fo
pigs feet, tree hot wings, too gold teefs, an a 78 cutlass supreme


on de tint dey o crimmus my boo dun give ta me!! tin freaks a freakin, nyne
playa hters, ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin, a scix pack a
forties,
FIVE BAGS O WEED!!!! fo pigs feets, tree hot wings, too gold teefs, an a 78
cutlass supreme


on de levint dey o crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!! levin jacked up hoopties,
tin freaks a freakin, nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin, sebin hommies
chillin, a scix pack a forties, FIVE BAGS O WEED!!!! fo pigs feets, tree hot
wings, too gold teefs an a 78 cutlass supreme


on de twelt day o crimmus my boo dun give ta me!! twelb gubmint cheez, levin
jacked up hoopties, tin freaks a freakin, nyne playa haters, ate pimps a
pimpin, sebin hommies chillin, scix pack a forties, FIVE BAGS O WEED!!!! fo
pigs feets, tree hot wings, too gold teefs, an a 78 cutlass supreme