Don't get mad Mike, just play en wit ya.
Have a nice weekend.

Drifter...




A small zoo in West Canada obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was
in heat.

To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Mikie II, a
redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

Mikie II, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability
to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Mikie II was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla
for $500.00?

Mikie II showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

'First', Mikie II said, 'I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips.' The
Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

'Second', he said, 'She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt.'
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

'Third', he said, 'you can't never tell no one about this.' The keeper
again readily agreed to this condition.

'Fourth', Mikie II said, 'I want all the children raised Southern
Canadian Baptist.
Once again it was agreed.

'And last,' Mikie II said, 'I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00



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Drifter wrote:
Don't get mad Mike, just play en wit ya.
Have a nice weekend.

Drifter...




A small zoo in West Canada obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was
in heat.

To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Mikie II, a
redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

Mikie II, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability
to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Mikie II was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla
for $500.00?

Mikie II showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

'First', Mikie II said, 'I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips.' The
Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

'Second', he said, 'She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt.'
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

'Third', he said, 'you can't never tell no one about this.' The keeper
again readily agreed to this condition.

'Fourth', Mikie II said, 'I want all the children raised Southern
Canadian Baptist.
Once again it was agreed.

'And last,' Mikie II said, 'I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00





ROFLMAO!

Drifter wrote:

Don't get mad Mike, just play en wit ya.
Have a nice weekend.

'And last,' Mikie II said, 'I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00

I can't argue with the truth. A correction has to be made, however. The
children were raised Episcopalian. Those Southern Baptists are almost as
weird as the Mormons.


mike


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Drifter wrote:

Don't get mad Mike, just play en wit ya.
Have a nice weekend.

Drifter...

A small zoo in West Canada obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was
in heat.

To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Mikie II, a
redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

Mikie II, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability
to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Mikie II was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla
for $500.00?

Mikie II showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

'First', Mikie II said, 'I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips.' The
Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

'Second', he said, 'She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt.'
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

'Third', he said, 'you can't never tell no one about this.' The keeper
again readily agreed to this condition.

'Fourth', Mikie II said, 'I want all the children raised Southern
Canadian Baptist.
Once again it was agreed.

'And last,' Mikie II said, 'I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00

I think it'd take the idiot a lot longer than a week, as I understand he's not
working that shine box biz to its full potential, but, with the incentive of
having sex with a gorilla, he may get moving rather quickly.

D Peter Maus wrote:

ROFLMAO!

The joke was actually funnier twenty years ago. It was published in a
'biker' magazine, with a 'tough guy' being the volunteer.


mike


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dxAcehole, America's Finest, wrote:

I think it'd take the idiot a lot longer than a week, as I understand he's not
working that shine box biz to its full potential, but, with the incentive of
having sex with a gorilla, he may get moving rather quickly.


Were you involved in that homosexual love triangle murder? How did you
escape prosecution? Did they miss your fingerprints on the victim's ass?
Do the guys in your little Militia know the full extent of your hatred
for heterosexuality?



mike


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m II wrote:
D Peter Maus wrote:

ROFLMAO!

The joke was actually funnier twenty years ago. It was published in a
'biker' magazine, with a 'tough guy' being the volunteer.


mike


Cool Mike, you ride?
just trying to lighten things up around here.

BTW, my group is heading up the national middle-aged
Harley guys this weekend. about 15 miles from where i live,
at the county fair grounds. good time. mostly middle-aged
professionals. but, they ride hogs, so that makes them brothers.
we got maybe 25K bikes + up there.

Drifter...

m II wrote:

dxAcehole, America's Finest, wrote:

I think it'd take the idiot a lot longer than a week, as I understand he's not
working that shine box biz to its full potential, but, with the incentive of
having sex with a gorilla, he may get moving rather quickly.

Were you involved in that homosexual love triangle murder? How did you
escape prosecution? Did they miss your fingerprints on the victim's ass?
Do the guys in your little Militia know the full extent of your hatred
for heterosexuality?

Do the guys on the corner where you do that shine box biz know what a real dumbass
Canuck you are, boy?

Drifter wrote:

Cool Mike, you ride?
just trying to lighten things up around here.

BTW, my group is heading up the national middle-aged
Harley guys this weekend. about 15 miles from where i live,
at the county fair grounds. good time. mostly middle-aged
professionals. but, they ride hogs, so that makes them brothers.
we got maybe 25K bikes + up there.

I have a 1976 BMW twin. Peter Maus rides too.

There's project Sportster waiting for parts. I will be converting an
883 into a 1200 sometime this fall. I'm hoping for a bit over 80 HP
after pipes, cams and all the misc. stuff that goes into backyard hot
rodding. I sold the Triumph 1200 Daytona a few years ago. At 560 lbs,
that thing was getting to be too much of a handful in the parking lot.




mike

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m II wrote:
Drifter wrote:

Cool Mike, you ride?
just trying to lighten things up around here.

BTW, my group is heading up the national middle-aged
Harley guys this weekend. about 15 miles from where i live,
at the county fair grounds. good time. mostly middle-aged
professionals. but, they ride hogs, so that makes them brothers.
we got maybe 25K bikes + up there.

I have a 1976 BMW twin. Peter Maus rides too.

There's project Sportster waiting for parts. I will be converting an
883 into a 1200 sometime this fall. I'm hoping for a bit over 80 HP
after pipes, cams and all the misc. stuff that goes into backyard hot
rodding. I sold the Triumph 1200 Daytona a few years ago. At 560 lbs,
that thing was getting to be too much of a handful in the parking lot.




mike

Hi Mike. 560 is not that bad. my first bike was a 47 tank-shifter
ex-cop bike. i had to move the throttle to the right. you may be
too young to remember. clutch on your left foot, shifter on the
left side of the tank. 3 forward, one reverse, means it could take
a sidecar for city use. i bought it from the local legion of
Pittsburgh, guy called Handlebar Hank. hell, i was 16, he looked
old back then, and he just died a few years ago. anyhow, we trucked
it home, and i got the plates and a legal title. it had that god-awful
wooden seat and a hard tail. it was my first bike, not the first one
i ever rode. i was 16, about 6 foot, and maybe 100 lbs. the bike weight
in over 1400 lbs. i did good on the local back roads, mostly dirt. but,
my first time on a main road, waiting for a red-light to change, my
left leg relaxed, and the clutch jumped, and the bike fell on my right
leg. took 2 friends to get it off me. hurt like hell. 2 weeks later,
i traded in on a 57 Glide/ bagger. only weighted a hair under 900.
right now i got a 04 fat-boy for local and an 07 road-king bagger for the
open road. both are under 700lbs. and, i still got the burn/ scars from
way back then. i had a few triumphs, and a norton, but never a bmw.
gotta be a hog.

Drifter...