The Shootin Iron that (maybe) killed somebody, it Couldn't have been
Usama bin Laden! Ergo he done been Dead (Daid) of Natural Causes over a
whole ass Decade ago.
http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?=307571

I was issued an M-14 when I was in the Land of the Midnight Cong.I used
to keep a paper drink cup over the barrel of it to keep the dust out
when I parked it in my wall closet.We had a bunch of different kinds of
Shootin Irons parked in the Rack inside our office at the ammo supply
point about three miles North of the Tan Son Nhut North Gate.
Durn Tootin! ~ George ''Gabby'' Hayes.
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