In case you ain't been following it, short-wave
radio preaching kook James Lloyd (..now a contender
for Valedictorian 2003 of the Brother Stair School
of prophetic analysis) has been saying for the past few
weeks that the World ends tomorrow. (July 5th)

Right down to his telling of his "followers" (..all 6.5 of
them) to go to their "rural retreats" asap and prepare
for Doomsday.

I wish that I knew what this fruitcake's real motivations
were. For now it seems we can all sit back, watch the
fireworks and have ourselves a GOOD BELLY LAUGH
on July 7th when all is as it was last week.

Then again, if the world does end on Saturday it will
FINALLY give the Saturday night 3.947 Liberty Net
something to talk about. GRIN

Hey James don't forget the canned food, firearms,
gold coins, colloidial silver and retail-grade tinfoil
wrap to make hats with - you PUTZ.

Better get down to South Carolina with Profit Stair...
He's gettin alot more young *black tail* that you are James!
Baaaaaaaaa Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! PFHBLTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

The Earl of Shortwave

ps: I find it **very amusing** that James' prediction of the
end-of-the-world +coincides with+ the annual end-of-the-world
party held by the Church of the SubGenius up in Brushwood
NY! Happening right now, see the link below.
My bets are that "Bob" will arrive in the motherships
LONG before James Lloyd's chickens and cows come
back home to s--t inside the dirt floor of his remote rural studio
in Oregon. Ba ha ha ha ha!!!

PRAISE "Bob" !! www.subgenius.com

hot pancakes wrote:

ps: I find it **very amusing** that James' prediction of the
end-of-the-world +coincides with+ the annual end-of-the-world
party held by the Church of the SubGenius up in Brushwood
NY! Happening right now, see the link below.
My bets are that "Bob" will arrive in the motherships
LONG before James Lloyd's chickens and cows come
back home to s--t inside the dirt floor of his remote rural studio
in Oregon. Ba ha ha ha ha!!!

PRAISE "Bob" !! www.subgenius.com


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has been saying for the past few
weeks that the World ends tomorrow.



SVC 13

In article , says...

hot pancakes wrote:

ps: I find it **very amusing** that James' prediction of the
end-of-the-world +coincides with+ the annual end-of-the-world
party held by the Church of the SubGenius up in Brushwood
NY! Happening right now, see the link below.
My bets are that "Bob" will arrive in the motherships
LONG before James Lloyd's chickens and cows come
back home to s--t inside the dirt floor of his remote rural studio
in Oregon. Ba ha ha ha ha!!!

PRAISE "Bob" !! www.subgenius.com


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fear no longer the STARK FIST of REMOVAL.

Praise Bob! Praise Bob!

Wait a minute, I'm a PINK! I got no slack! Why am *I*
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out of my dead, clenched teeth"????

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isolated, given a new diet, a new set of habits, and an altered label
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corrected info and subconsciously implanted ritual experiences. Follow
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in your life!

And how you can hurt them SOOOO bad...

Praise Bob!

And pass the whipped cream.

^_^

Shortwave (see? It;s on topic!)

FW

In case you ain't been following it, short-wave
radio preaching kook James Lloyd (..now a contender
for Valedictorian 2003 of the Brother Stair School
of prophetic analysis) has been saying for the past few
weeks that the World ends tomorrow. (July 5th)


Actually, I think he's claiming the "beginning of the end." There
should have been some calamity yesterday (the 4th) inaugurating the
Tribulation.

As a New Yorker, I'm particularly thankful to see that he's gotten it
wrong. He was saying a few weeks ago that my city was history. And I
had just finished cleaning all the windows in my apt.

I suppose I should let a few more days go by before I bother cleaning
the stove and fridge.


--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)

"Frank White" wrote in message
...

And pass the whipped cream.

^_^

Shortwave (see? It;s on topic!)

FW

Right on Frank!

I put whipped cream atop my strawberries
when I'm tuning the old Kenwood R-1000.

I. P. Yurin ) writes:
hot spamcake wrote:
In case you ain't been following it, short-wave
radio preaching kook James Lloyd (..now a contender
for Valedictorian 2003 of the Brother Stair School
of prophetic analysis) has been saying for the past few
weeks that the World ends tomorrow. (July 5th)

Actually, I think he's claiming the "beginning of the end." There
should have been some calamity yesterday (the 4th) inaugurating the
Tribulation.

Yes, there was, but you missed it! You obviously lack the requisite
discernment to have noticed. BTW, he will be selling his Discernment
Package next week at a deep discount.

As a New Yorker, I'm particularly thankful to see that he's gotten it
wrong. He was saying a few weeks ago that my city was history. And I
had just finished cleaning all the windows in my apt.

He got it right: NYC was spiritually nuked into oblivion. He'll also
sells an "Eyes to See & Ears to Hear Package" that will let you see
the spiritual desolation, and the spiritual dirt that's still on
your windows.

Like Richard Ho-gland on coast-to-coast, they explain what no other
persons before them could, due to their stupefying gift of the gab
in the Art of B.S. and saying what it would take a normal person to
say in a tenth of the time by first telling them what they're going
to tell you and lastly telling you what they said they had told you
without really having said much of anything in-between although
seeming to have taken an eternity to do.

In article , says...
In case you ain't been following it, short-wave
radio preaching kook James Lloyd (..now a contender
for Valedictorian 2003 of the Brother Stair School
of prophetic analysis) has been saying for the past few
weeks that the World ends tomorrow. (July 5th)

Right down to his telling of his "followers" (..all 6.5 of
them) to go to their "rural retreats" asap and prepare
for Doomsday.

I wish that I knew what this fruitcake's real motivations
were. For now it seems we can all sit back, watch the
fireworks and have ourselves a GOOD BELLY LAUGH
on July 7th when all is as it was last week.

Then again, if the world does end on Saturday it will
FINALLY give the Saturday night 3.947 Liberty Net
something to talk about. GRIN

Hey James don't forget the canned food, firearms,
gold coins, colloidial silver and retail-grade tinfoil
wrap to make hats with - you PUTZ.

Better get down to South Carolina with Profit Stair...
He's gettin alot more young *black tail* that you are James!
Baaaaaaaaa Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! PFHBLTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

The Earl of Shortwave

ps: I find it **very amusing** that James' prediction of the
end-of-the-world +coincides with+ the annual end-of-the-world
party held by the Church of the SubGenius up in Brushwood
NY! Happening right now, see the link below.
My bets are that "Bob" will arrive in the motherships
LONG before James Lloyd's chickens and cows come
back home to s--t inside the dirt floor of his remote rural studio
in Oregon. Ba ha ha ha ha!!!

PRAISE "Bob" !! www.subgenius.com




Do I have time for one last trip to the Outback? I will sure miss them
coconut shrimp. LOL, these kooks kill me..

BDK

At what time will it end? Is he going by UTC. If so, he blew it. Again.
(It's 0400 UTC)

Is it EDT? If so, he's blown this one, too. It's now 12:01 am, July 6th,
2003.

Hmmm. Maybe cuz he lives in Oregon, it's PDT. In that case, he's got a
few hours to go.

Sig

WD4LCM wrote:
On Fri, 04 Jul 2003 20:17:23 -0400, Bill wrote:


Will I have time to cut the lawn before this happens?


Well, it's 6:57 pm EDT on July 6th, 2003 and the world hasn't ended...

Wait...what's that sound?

Whooshing and rumbling...

Yea I thought I heard it too, got real excited, turned out to be
just some thunder back in the east. Guess we have to wait for the
next prediction.