OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast,
pukes and passes out on his drunk stinking fat ass.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

Brenda Ann Dyer wrote:
Meanwhile, at the RNC:

OFFICIAL 2004 RNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag waving ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-Constitution rally no. 1.
6:40pm - John Ashcroft proposes repeal of the 1st, 4th, 5th and 8th
Amendments.

You forgot outsourcing techniques 101, religious fundamentalism 205,
pseudo-science I & II and "How to recognize WMDs for Dummies".

--
Brian Denley
http://home.comcast.net/~b.denley/index.html

"Brian Denley" wrote in message
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Brenda Ann Dyer wrote:
Meanwhile, at the RNC:

OFFICIAL 2004 RNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag waving ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-Constitution rally no. 1.
6:40pm - John Ashcroft proposes repeal of the 1st, 4th, 5th and 8th
Amendments.

You forgot outsourcing techniques 101, religious fundamentalism 205,
pseudo-science I & II and "How to recognize WMDs for Dummies".


I bow to your superior writing skills...

"Dan" wrote in message
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Dan (in an "I don't give a ****" mood tonight)

*ROTFL!* My sympathies exactly (even when I'm not in an "I don't give a
****" mood)

Jackie

"N8KDV" wrote in message
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| OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
|
| 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
| 6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
| 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
| 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
| 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
| 7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t toast
| 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
| 7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
| 8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
| 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
| 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
| 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
|
| 9:30pm - * Intermission *
|
| 10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
| 10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
| 10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
| 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
| 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
| 11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
| 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
| 11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
| 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
| 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast,
| pukes and passes out on his drunk stinking fat ass.
| 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

So the rumor that they will be passing out
Pampers and baby bottles isn't true?

Dang.

73,

--
Steve Lawrence
KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

(NOTE: My email address has only one "dot."
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and the "3" in my email address if you wish to
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"Dan" wrote:
| Republicans, Democrats. What's the difference? They are all a
| bunch of preening, primping, power-crazy rich/pretty boys who wouldn't
| know an honest day's work if it slapped them upside the head. They
| all start out as lawyers, ferchrissake. That should tell you all you
| need to know.
|
| **** 'em all.
|
| Dan (in an "I don't give a ****" mood tonight)

Someone send the Commisariat to this guy's house.
His thinking is dangerous.

(wink wink, nervous chuckle)

73,

Steve Lawrence
KAØPMD
Burnsville, Minnesota

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N8KDV wrote

11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast,
pukes and passes out on his drunk stinking fat ass.


Too bad he passed out - I was hoping he'd offer Kerry a ride home that night.

"Stephen M.H. Lawrence" wrote in message
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"N8KDV" wrote in message
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| OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
|
| 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
| 6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
| 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
| 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
| 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
| 7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t toast
| 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
| 7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
| 8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
| 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
| 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
| 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
|
| 9:30pm - * Intermission *
|
| 10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
| 10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
| 10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
| 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast.
| 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
| 11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
| 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
| 11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
| 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
| 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t toast,
| pukes and passes out on his drunk stinking fat ass.
| 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

So the rumor that they will be passing out
Pampers and baby bottles isn't true?


No, but I do hear that Ted Kennedy has offered to drive the ladies home.

-- Stinger

wrote:


OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM



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Wait, you forgot the late term "choice" marathon, where abortion "doctors"
compete to kill the most 9-month old "fetuses" in 15 minutes. Judged by a panel
of local lesbians, extra points are awarded if brains gush out.

"CRUSH THE LEFT" wrote in message
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wrote:


OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM



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Wait, you forgot the late term "choice" marathon, where abortion "doctors"
compete to kill the most 9-month old "fetuses" in 15 minutes. Judged by a
panel
of local lesbians, extra points are awarded if brains gush out.


Ah, but that procedure (D&C) "doesn't exist" don't ya know?

(anti-abortion, and proud of it)