Are you READY??? I said.... Are you READY????

Of course you are although it's possible your stomach is not.

But - it's that time of week again..... What time?

No - it's not time to salute our soldiers by farting out the National
Anthem....
No - it's not time to re-learn how to preset stations on your Sony
SW77...
It's not even time to purposely bust your 2010 battery holder to
marvel at an E03 error for the first time although all your friends
got to see it first....


NO IT"S TIME FOR STEVE'S Weekly quotes!!!!!!

And without further adieu let's begin:

10. You can barely find your ass to wipe it!

9. I think we do care Fat Boy, that's why we recommend you drop the
Cheeto's and get off the drugs.

8. And of course you are to fat to dance!

7. I don't think he has conscious control over much of anything. I'll
bet he wears Depends!

6. His problem is he 'ain't be payin' attention' most anytime he is
awake. Except when a bag of Cheeto's catches his eye, then he be
payin' attention fer sure.

5. All you do is lie and fabricate you fat piece of hillbilly trash!

5. Until then, you'll remain an in-bred, piece of hillbilly ****!

3. And you're just a plain stupid idiot... now take your fat
hillbilly ass elsewhere.

2. Michael 'I've discovered that I can hide half a bag of Cheeto's in
the crack of my ass' Bryant wrote:

AND THis WeEKs NUmBer ONe

1. You claim to be 'Cherokee'... I think you're just 'Wannabee'...


Sorry - No extra party quote this week... but be here again next week
when I imagine Steve might say:

You ain't no Chipawaa hillbilly cause with a feather up your ass you
look real silly.