DOESN'T MATTER MUCH WHAT POLITICAL PARTY YOU'RE IN, THIS IS STILL FUNNY.


Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the

first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.



One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to

Bill. First Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at

the agent, and shakes his head violently.



The agent then said, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the

entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."



What really gets Bill going is when the agent tells him the fans would

love it!



So Bill just shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that is what the people
want."



Then Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her
pants,

and drops her right over the wall into the field.



She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, and the crowd goes

wild. They're cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.



Bill is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You

were right, I would have never believed that!"



Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the FIRST
PITCH!"

Burr wrote:

The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the FIRST
PITCH!"


Hillaryus!



mike

DOESN'T MATTER MUCH WHAT POLITICAL PARTY YOU'RE IN, THIS IS STILL FUNNY.

To hell with that... I don't find this funny in the slightest! It's insulting
to one of our country's greatest women leaders!!!

PSYCH! Just kidding, I think it's pretty funny!

Sorta like:
"Hey, George, what are ya doin' with that pig under your arm?"
"I got this for Laura..."
"Hell, seems like a good trade to me..."

Jokes is jokes. Thanks for the laugh!
Linus

GrtPmpkin32 wrote:
"Hey, George, what are ya doin' with that pig under your arm?"
"I got this for Laura..."
"Hell, seems like a good trade to me..."

Kerry and Edwards are on tour when their bus breaks down. A nearby
farmer says they can camp out in his barn with Klaus the Wonder Pig.
They moved in, and after fifteen minutes Klaus got up and opened all
the windows.

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MORE LIBERAL CENSORSHIP!
http://chronwatch.com/content/contentDisplay.asp?aid=10467
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/10/20/123154.shtml

That was pretty damn funny, Burr.

-Brian