Subject: Advice to Hams and SWL's from Igor
From: beerbarrel
Date: 2/6/2005 5:56 AM Central Standard Time
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On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 11:50:01 GMT, Tom Randy
wrote:




Yeah, I'm single and that's one of the many reasons why. Marriage is for
suckers IMHO. It used to mean somethng many, many years ago but womens
mind set have changed to much it isn't worth it now. I've seen FAR too
many marriages go down the toilet for my money.






Ding Dong!



_____________________________________
I got me one ah dem dare gud jobs snappin
poloroids of whirlybirds. I gone be a
goshzillionair one day! Well, maybe not a
goshzillionair but enuff to be a maryin my
sester and movin to Canaduh wif dem uptee folks.



You spell just like you talk, ****** boy!





W4FQF
Master Harmonica Player
Colliersville, Tennessee

"George Ashley" wrote in message
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Subject: Advice to Hams and SWL's from Igor
From: beerbarrel
Date: 2/6/2005 5:56 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id:

On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 11:50:01 GMT, Tom Randy
wrote:




Yeah, I'm single and that's one of the many reasons why. Marriage is for
suckers IMHO. It used to mean somethng many, many years ago but womens
mind set have changed to much it isn't worth it now. I've seen FAR too
many marriages go down the toilet for my money.






Ding Dong!

You spell just like you talk, ****** boy!

Look at that! Beerbarrel says "ding dong", and a ding dong shows up. I
wonder who would have turned up if he'd said something like, oh, "****wit"?

Probably the same guy.


W4FQF
Master Harmonica Player

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? It used to be called the
skin flute, you know.

"Honus" wrote in message

Look at that! Beerbarrel says "ding dong", and a ding dong shows up. I
wonder who would have turned up if he'd said something like, oh,
"****wit"?

Probably the same guy.


Good question. Only one way to find out! OH ****WIT!!!!!!!!! Now lets
throw in the old stand by "****STICK!!!!!!!!!" for good measure. There! Now
lets see what happens?

B.H.

"Brian Hill" wrote in message
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"Honus" wrote in message

Look at that! Beerbarrel says "ding dong", and a ding dong shows up. I
wonder who would have turned up if he'd said something like, oh,
"****wit"?

Probably the same guy.


Good question. Only one way to find out! OH ****WIT!!!!!!!!! Now lets
throw in the old stand by "****STICK!!!!!!!!!" for good measure. There!
Now
lets see what happens?

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most likely Homo
erectus in this case.

On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"Brian Hill" wrote in message
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"Honus" wrote in message

Look at that! Beerbarrel says "ding dong", and a ding dong shows up. I
wonder who would have turned up if he'd said something like, oh,
"****wit"?

Probably the same guy.


Good question. Only one way to find out! OH ****WIT!!!!!!!!! Now lets
throw in the old stand by "****STICK!!!!!!!!!" for good measure. There!
Now
lets see what happens?

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most likely Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!

"GayinCanada" wrote in message
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On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most likely
Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!

I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better shot at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?

On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:43:18 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
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On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most likely
Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!

I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better shot at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



I don't want a date! I just want to look! Eye candy, if you must.

"GayinCanada" wrote in message
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On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:43:18 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort
of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most
likely
Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!

I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better shot
at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind
you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



I don't want a date! I just want to look! Eye candy, if you must.

That's my point. How do you know it's candy, and not cod liver oil?

On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:51:28 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:43:18 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel. Sort
of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most
likely
Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!

I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better shot
at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind
you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



I don't want a date! I just want to look! Eye candy, if you must.

That's my point. How do you know it's candy, and not cod liver oil?



I'll be that judge of that!

"GayinCanada" wrote in message
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On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:51:28 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 21:43:18 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:


"GayinCanada" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 20:41:45 GMT, "Honus"
wrote:

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it'd have to come from beerbarrel.
Sort
of
like mating calls, they have to come from the same species. Most
likely
Homo
erectus in this case.



Honus,

I would like to see you erectus!

I should have known you jump on that one. Well, you've got a better
shot
at
that than seeing me erectus than seeing me homo. Not much better, mind
you.

BTW...how do you know I'm not some overweight, loathsome, hirsute
slob?

Or do you love me for my mind?



I don't want a date! I just want to look! Eye candy, if you must.

That's my point. How do you know it's candy, and not cod liver oil?



I'll be that judge of that!

You mean the judge of fat! And you can sing that song Capt America wrote :

Do not forsake me oh fat Honus! LMMFAO!!!!!!!

B.H.