"Wist" wrote in message
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Uncle Sam wants you - even if you're 42 years old

Well, Come On All Of You, Big Strong Men,
Georgie and Exxon Needs Your Help Again.
He's Got Himself In A Terrible Jam
Way Down Yonder In Iraq and mabey Iran (?)
So Put Down Your IPOD And Pick Up A Gun,
We're Gonna Have A Whole Lotta Fun.

And It's One, Two, Three,
What Are We Fighting For ? (Big Oil)
Don't Ask Me, I Don't Give A Damn,
Next Stop Is Baghdad Land
And It's Five, Six, Seven,
Open Up The Pearly Gates,
Well There Ain't No Time To Wonder Why,
Whoopee! We're All Gonna Die.

Come On Wall Street, Don't Be Slow,
Why Man, This Is War Au-Go-Go
There's Plenty Good Money To Be Made
By Supplying Halliburton With The Tools Of Its Trade,
But Just Hope And Pray That If They Drop The Bomb,
They Drop It On All of ISLAM! Wheeee!!!!!!

And It's One, Two, Three,
What Are We Fighting For ?
Don't Ask Me, I Don't Give A Damn,
Johnnie's Gonna See the Talliban
And It's Five, Six, Seven,
Open Up The Self-Serve Lanes
Well There Ain't No Time To Wonder Why
Whoopee! Premium UnLeaded is SKY HIGH!

Well, Come On Generals, Let's Move Fast;
Your Big Chance Has Come At Last.
Now You Can Go Out And Get Those Towelheads
'Cause The Only Good Islamic Is The One That's Dead
And You Know That Peace Can Only Be Won
When We've Blown Mecca To Kingdom Come.

And It's One, Two, Three,
What Are We Fighting For ?
Don't Ask Me, I Don't Give A Damn,
Next Stop Is Teheran
And It's Five, Six, Seven,
Open Up The Pearly Gates,
Well There Ain't No Time for Introversion
Momma Needs To Fill Up that Chevy Surburban!

Come On Mothers Throughout The Land,
Pack Your Boys Off To me the Talliban
Come On Fathers, And Don't Hesitate
To Send Your Sons Off Before Texaco says That It's Too Late.
And You Can Be The First Ones On Your Block
To Have Your Boy Come Home In A Box.

And It's One, Two, Three
What Are We Fighting For ?
Don't Ask Me, I Don't Give A Damn,
Next Stop Is North Iran
And It's Five, Six, Seven,
Open Up Islamics Gates,
Well There Ain't No Time To Wonder Why,
Whoopee! Usama says We're All Gonna Die.

metaldisc wrote:
"Wist" wrote in message
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Uncle Sam wants you - even if you're 42 years old

Well, Come On All Of You, Big Strong Men,
Georgie and Exxon Needs Your Help Again.
He's Got Himself In A Terrible Jam
Way Down Yonder In Iraq and mabey Iran (?)
So Put Down Your IPOD And Pick Up A Gun,
We're Gonna Have A Whole Lotta Fun.

Country Joe and the Fish...that's a great adaptation.
Sadly there is a lot of truth in it.

You have a better chance of dieing in the "hood' than you do in Iraq.You
want to live forever!?
cuhulin

wrote in message
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You have a better chance of dieing in the "hood' than you do in Iraq.

Unfortunatly you are correct in that observation.
Even formerly safe suburbs in and around my
beloved Montgomery Co MD are racking up
weekly car theft stats like pancake stacks at
the IHOP and domestic/disorderly calls on the
PD scanner are going thru the roof each weekend.

You want to live forever!?

As long as the ole tallywhacker can still bang
the ole lady and it's fun and not a chore and
I don't have to rely on steenking Viagra, darn straight !! ; )

cuhulin

Someone buy that guy Cuhulin a beer!
I like the way he thinks.