Things I have learned from watching the news about Hurricane Katrina on TV
when I could have been swl.



01. The hurricane only hit black family properties.



02. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the
hurricane.



03. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.



04. New Orleans has no white people.



05. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama
resident.



06. When you are hungry after a hurricane steal big screen TV and Nike
footwear.



07. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans,
and now the city has no welfare recipients, looters, or gangs; they have
moved
to your city.



08. White folks don't make good news stories.



09. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you,
instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.



10. Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue
efforts.



11. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and
give you money for being stupid.



12. Damn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks.



13. Oh, and it is all George Bush's fault.