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Wuz de nite befo Crimmus. And all ower da hood. ereybody wuz' sleepin dey
wuz sleepin' good. We hunged up our stockins An hoped like de' heck That old Santa Clause Be bingin our check All o'de fambily Wuz layin in de bed`s While Ripple and Thunderbird Danced through dey heads. I passed out inna flo Right nex to my maw When I heard sech a fuss I thunk:"it mus be de law ! I looked out thru de bars What covered my doe spectin de sheriff Wiff a warrant fo sho. And what did I see I said "Lawd look at dat ! Ther wuz a huge watermellon Pulled by giant warf rats. Now ober all de years Santa Clause he be white But looks liken us bros Gets a black Santa dis nite. Faster dan a po'lees car My home boy he came. He whupped on dem warf rats an called dem by name. On Leroy on Lonzo And on Willie Lee On Saphire,on Chenequa Dey wuz a site to see. As he landed dat watermellon Out der in da skreet I knowed it wuz fo 'sho' Da damndest site I ebber did see He didnt go down no chimbley He picked da lock on my doe An I sez to myself "**** he done dis befoe". He had his big bag Full of presents I xpect Wid air Jordans and fake gold To wear roun my neck. But he left no good prezents Jus started stealin my **** Got my drugs , got my guns Even got my burglars kit. Wit my stuff in de bag Out de window he flewed I woudda tried to catch him but he stole my knife too. He jumped on dat watermellon An whipped out a switch He wuz gone in a seccon Dat son of a bitch Nex year I be hopin Anutha Sanna we get Cuz dis here Sanna Clause Jus ain`t werf a ****. -- f = n_1 n_2 \langle \sigma v \rangle http://www.geocities.com/woogawooga99/ Too weird to live, and too rare to die. -Hunter S. Thomson |
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There's a whogabooga webtv news group in webtv.
One mo time y'all,Merry Christmas. cuhulin |
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That's pretty mean to post on Christmas day or ANY day. There are poor white
trash like yourself too. Why not a poem about yourself too?? You can forget about going to heaven for sure. What a low life POS you must be. I wish you the worst coming New Year. Next time something horrible happens to you or your loved ones, you can look back on this post and you'll know why. Have a terrible lonely day and life. Lucky "Scott Evil" wrote in message ... Wuz de nite befo Crimmus. And all ower da hood. ereybody wuz' sleepin dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged up our stockins An hoped like de' heck That old Santa Clause Be bingin our check All o'de fambily Wuz layin in de bed`s While Ripple and Thunderbird Danced through dey heads. I passed out inna flo Right nex to my maw When I heard sech a fuss I thunk:"it mus be de law ! I looked out thru de bars What covered my doe spectin de sheriff Wiff a warrant fo sho. And what did I see I said "Lawd look at dat ! Ther wuz a huge watermellon Pulled by giant warf rats. Now ober all de years Santa Clause he be white But looks liken us bros Gets a black Santa dis nite. Faster dan a po'lees car My home boy he came. He whupped on dem warf rats an called dem by name. On Leroy on Lonzo And on Willie Lee On Saphire,on Chenequa Dey wuz a site to see. As he landed dat watermellon Out der in da skreet I knowed it wuz fo 'sho' Da damndest site I ebber did see He didnt go down no chimbley He picked da lock on my doe An I sez to myself "**** he done dis befoe". He had his big bag Full of presents I xpect Wid air Jordans and fake gold To wear roun my neck. But he left no good prezents Jus started stealin my **** Got my drugs , got my guns Even got my burglars kit. Wit my stuff in de bag Out de window he flewed I woudda tried to catch him but he stole my knife too. He jumped on dat watermellon An whipped out a switch He wuz gone in a seccon Dat son of a bitch Nex year I be hopin Anutha Sanna we get Cuz dis here Sanna Clause Jus ain`t werf a ****. -- f = n_1 n_2 \langle \sigma v \rangle http://www.geocities.com/woogawooga99/ Too weird to live, and too rare to die. -Hunter S. Thomson |
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![]() Lucky wrote: That's pretty mean to post on Christmas day or ANY day. There are poor white trash like yourself too. Why not a poem about yourself too?? You can forget about going to heaven for sure. Like you'd know, for sure? What a low life POS you must be. I wish you the worst coming New Year. Next time something horrible happens to you or your loved ones, you can look back on this post and you'll know why. Have a terrible lonely day and life. Lucky "Scott Evil" wrote in message ... Wuz de nite befo Crimmus. And all ower da hood. ereybody wuz' sleepin dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged up our stockins An hoped like de' heck That old Santa Clause Be bingin our check All o'de fambily Wuz layin in de bed`s While Ripple and Thunderbird Danced through dey heads. I passed out inna flo Right nex to my maw When I heard sech a fuss I thunk:"it mus be de law ! I looked out thru de bars What covered my doe spectin de sheriff Wiff a warrant fo sho. And what did I see I said "Lawd look at dat ! Ther wuz a huge watermellon Pulled by giant warf rats. Now ober all de years Santa Clause he be white But looks liken us bros Gets a black Santa dis nite. Faster dan a po'lees car My home boy he came. He whupped on dem warf rats an called dem by name. On Leroy on Lonzo And on Willie Lee On Saphire,on Chenequa Dey wuz a site to see. As he landed dat watermellon Out der in da skreet I knowed it wuz fo 'sho' Da damndest site I ebber did see He didnt go down no chimbley He picked da lock on my doe An I sez to myself "**** he done dis befoe". He had his big bag Full of presents I xpect Wid air Jordans and fake gold To wear roun my neck. But he left no good prezents Jus started stealin my **** Got my drugs , got my guns Even got my burglars kit. Wit my stuff in de bag Out de window he flewed I woudda tried to catch him but he stole my knife too. He jumped on dat watermellon An whipped out a switch He wuz gone in a seccon Dat son of a bitch Nex year I be hopin Anutha Sanna we get Cuz dis here Sanna Clause Jus ain`t werf a ****. -- f = n_1 n_2 \langle \sigma v \rangle http://www.geocities.com/woogawooga99/ Too weird to live, and too rare to die. -Hunter S. Thomson |
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BOO
"Sanjaya" wrote in message nk.net... "Scott Evil" used a crayon to scrawl a message, that when ciphered revealed only five letters... P-L-O-N-K |
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Brian Hill wrote:
LOL. I love Xmas !!! It's certainly brought out the best in people. I was really getting tired of all the LMFAOs, 'TARD comments and Non US nation bashing. All the best to you and yours in the New Year, Brian. mike. |
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