THE BOOTLEGGER

A bootlegger walks into a radio store and tells the salesman that he would
like to buy the new HF rig over in the corner. The salesman says, "Sorry,
we don't sell to bootleggers". He leaves, goes home, puts on a brown wig and
sunglasses and goes back to the store and tells the salesman he wants to buy
that new rig over in the corner. Sales guy says, "Sorry, we don't sell to
bootleggers". Old boot asks, "How do you know I'm a bootlegger?" and the
salesman replies, "Because that's not a rig, it's a microwave oven."



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CL -- I doubt, therefore I might be !